How To Use
Cockiness & Humor To Attract Women
***QUESTION***
Yes, there is indeed a big difference between what you have made
of me now through the powerful insights expressed in your
newsletters, and who I was before I had met you. I always thought
that being nice, sweet, and courteous was an ultimate-irrefutable
way to get the girls we long to have, but the irony is that we
never make that dream come true.
Thanks my dear David, for showing me the Tao of being a superb
success with women, for walking with me hand by hand through this
mysterious path when it comes to women, because really, most of
the times they make no sense. I owe you my present success with
them, and I thank you in advance for the foregoing prosperity that
the future holds for me with them.
I have always been funny, and separately, cocky. I never put them
together, like you put it, as a formula. So far, that formula
works. I am not a chemist, but the components of our table salt,
taken separately, is deadly to us. Sodium and Chloride: death to
us. Yet, if we put them together, we will have its savory benefit.
Same happens when we use only being Cocky, and just being Funny:
no success, and it kills any possibilities of meeting girls.
When I talk to my friends about you, I say, "Guys, let's make sure
we use the Davidian formula, fusing the atoms of Cockyness+Funny."
Believe me, that is how we call it: Davidian formula, lol. We have
named it after you, because you are its founder.
One of my favorite places to meeting people is Barnes & Noble.
It's easy to ignore someone you don't feel attracted to, oh yes,
very easy. It is all the opposite when you do feel attracted to
someone. Now, at Barnes & Noble, in Downtown, I meet a lot of
girls, from everywhere. Is there a way to make fun of their
beauty? I meet a lot of hot girls, that seem to be perfect. My
type are those with Irish ascendance, because they are mostly
honest and have freckles. So, when I meet a girl with freckles,
eyes like a furious deep blue sea, or green eyes, like the stem of
a flower, petite women with attractively dainty build, nice butt
(we guys like it, come on), and round [breasts] (we like that
too). How can you make fun of that type of sexy girl, when you
notice that her body has a harmonious symmetry, that does nothing
but inspiring within you pleasure and admiration?
I might feel nervous, but I don't show them my nervousness. You
have never told us not to feel nervous, but not to behave nervous.
I feel nervous, hell yeah, but they can't tell. As a matter of a
fact, one way I could start a conversation with a hot girl is like
this...
Me- "Excuse me, MS, do you work here (I know she does not work
there)?"
She- "No."
Me- "Good, I want you to help me find this book [I don't say, 'Can
you please help me...'I go with a demand of authority... they like
it]."
She- "What book is that," she asked me, as she gave me that
wondrous look.
Me- "Wow, you are indeed gorgeous ... you remind me the PowerPC
girls (she would be shocked, but liking it). See, my problem is
that I am a very shy guy, and I am trying to get over it."
She- "What do you mean you are shy? You don't seem shy to me." (By
the way, this happened to me in real life, and she was hot for
real)
Me- "Aren't you shy?"
She - "Yeah."
Me- "You don't seem shy to me either."
She- "It depends on the situation, and with the person you are
talking to. Whether or not you feel comfortable."
Me- "Oh, so, I am the right person, you like this situation, and
overall, you feel comfortable."
She- "See, you are not shy at all."
Me- "I gotta go." Like you taught me, I turned around and walked 3
steps away from her and went back to her, "I want your e-mail
address, because I feel less shy talking to you."
She- "Oh, sure, I would LOVE that."
Me- "You would love it? Hummm, so you like guys in the evolutive
process of not being shy, eh?"
She hit me on the shoulder, and I accused her, "Hey, that is
sexual harassment."
She laughed, and I said to my mind, "Kids, so easily getting
amused." She had not written her e-mail, and I asked her, "Have
you not written the e-mail because you forgot it? Geeez, young
people these days." (She is 29, and I am 21, lol.)
She- "Oh, my...You are too much."
Me- "For you to handle?"
She stared at me.
I slightly smiled at her, and said, "What? You like my lips? They
are not average... You should be grateful if I touch your forehead
with them."
She was laughing so hard that her face turned red, but I never
laughed, rather, would smirk.
She gave me her e-mail, and I said, "Have a good night." She
replied, "You too, bye."
I said, "Wait, are you leaving like that without saying 'it was
pleasure meeting you?"'
She said, "Wow, are you always like this?"
Me - "Do you mean offering kisses?"
She laughed, and said, "No, silly ... like being with this sense
of humor."
"All the time, " I said. She was quiet, staring at me, and said,
"I wish all men were like you." I said, "No, I am glad they are
not like me. They fail in trying to imitate me" (I wanted to leave
already, even though I was having a good time). She asked me, "Why
you say that?" "Hey kid," I said, "I really have to go ... but you
forgot to write down your phone number."
She sighed, in a good way, and wrote it down. To make this short,
I called her the same night, and she was, "Wow, I was not
expecting your call." I said, "No, I am calling you because I
forgot to wish you sweet dreams, and also checking to see if you
made it home safe." "That is so sweet of you...," she said, and I
told her that I ought to go. She did not want me to, but I did
leave. We met again, at her house, and half an hour of me being
there, and talking, I said, "Look, I have to go." "What?! Why?"
she asked. I said, "Maybe you want to take a rest, or lay on your
bed, and you don't do it because I am here, unless you promise me
that if you lay in bed you will take me with you." She did not say
anything, nor smile, but jumped to me and kissed me. Needless to
say, I swear David, we had sex. It was great.
I did not mean to make this e-mail too long, but hey, I could not
help it. Mind me that I get mad when you tell us not to make it
over two paragraphs, and I see people (like me) writing long
speeches. I am not sorry, whatsoever, lol. I know you feel great,
and proud of yourself when you see people like me being successful
by following your techniques.
I will rephrase my question, "What funny+cocky statements shall we
make, when it comes to an-almost-perfect-girl?" "How should I
react, when they hit my shoulders?" "What should I say, when they
say I am too funny?" By the way, I am not having anything serious
with that girl I just talked about... I told her that I want to
have fun with her, and she agreed. I told her that it means that
if she wants to see someone else, she can do it. She did not
complaint.
Keep the excellence of your masterpiece works.
David D. >>>MY COMMENTS:
OK, man. First I have to tell you...
YOUR EMAIL IS A TOTAL FREAKSHOW!
But you know what? I actually like it. I like it because it's the
real deal. You did things that I wouldn't have necessarily done...
and you did things that typically "shouldn't have worked", but it
obviously all came together and worked out in the end because you
did ENOUGH OF THE RIGHT THINGS.
Let's revisit some of my favorite quotes:
"My type are those with Irish ascendance, because they are mostly
honest and have freckles."
Mostly honest and freckles, huh? Interesting fetish.
"So, when I meet a girl with freckles, eyes like a furious deep
blue sea, or green eyes, like the stem of a flower, petite women
with attractively dainty build, nice butt (we guys like it, come
on), and round [breasts] (we like that too). How can you make fun
of that type of sexy girl, when you notice that her body has a
harmonious symmetry, that does nothing but inspiring within you
pleasure and admiration?"
Eyes like a furious deep blue sea? Or green eyes... like the stem
of a flower? Harmonious symmetry? Whoa.
"I have always been funny, and separately, cocky. I never put them
together, like you put it, as a formula. So far, that formula
works. I am not a chemist, but the components of our table salt,
taken separately, is deadly to us. Sodium and Chloride: death to
us. Yet, if we put them together, we will have its savory benefit.
Same happens when we use only being Cocky, and just being Funny:
no success, and it kills any possibilities of meeting girls."
This is an interesting way of saying it... again, a little bit of
a complete FREAKSHOW, but I like it. If you use too much of one
and too little of the other things just won't work out.
Now that we've revisited my FAVORITE lines, let's review some of
the EFFECTIVE things you did and said.
This was funny:
"Wow, you are indeed gorgeous ... you remind me the PowerPC
girls..."
Something tells me that you actually meant the "Powder Puff
Girls", but hey, close enough.
And this whole sequence is great:
"She hit me on the shoulder, and I accused her, "Hey, that is
sexual harassment."
She laughed, and I said to my mind, "Kids, so easily getting
amused." She had not written her e-mail, and I asked her, "Have
you not written the e-mail because you forgot it? Geeez, young
people these days." (She is 29, and I am 21, lol.)
She- "Oh, my...You are too much."
Me- "For you to handle?"
She stared at me.
I slightly smiled at her, and said, "What? You like my lips? They
are not average... You should be grateful if I touch your forehead
with them."
She was laughing so hard that her face turned red, but I never
laughed, rather, would smirk."
This is real COCKY AND FUNNY in action.
LOL! "What? You like my lips? They are not average... You should
be grateful if I touch your forehead with them!!!"
Now that's funny.
You started out going down the road of "What? You like my lips?"
which sounds very cocky... over the top even. But then you
transition into the unique and original "You should be grateful if
I touch your forehead with them." Again, it's off the wall, but
it's funny and it works. The shift in direction is funny and
confusing.
Even though it's obvious that you speak English as a second (or
so) language, you get the concept... and you're making it work for
you.
To answer your questions, I really think that you're doing the
right things. When that girl hit you, you turned it around and
made it funny. Telling a girl that she's cute like a cartoon is a
nice touch (I'm still hoping that's what you meant).
If
a girl tells you that you're too funny, just say:
"That's impossible."
...or...
"I'm glad you noticed. I realize that this is making you very
attracted to me, but please control yourself."
Just keep coming up with new creative ways to tease, bust on, and
be a challenge.
And if you're ready, then it's probably time for you to step up
and get yourself an education about how to attract women and KEEP
them attracted.
...and if you're reading this right now and you haven't yet
downloaded your copy of my online eBook "Double Your Dating", I
have something to tell you...
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